Mark Bishop - Bottled Water Lyrics
- Song Title: Bottled Water
- Album: Faith, Family, & Friends
- Artist: Mark Bishop
- Released On: 23 Apr 2002
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When you walk into any store,
You'll pay a buck or even more for water.
Bottled water.
If my grandpa were here today,
He'd think that we were nuts to pay for water.
Bottled water.
It falls for free out of the sky.
The ocean's full, yet still we buy it by the case at Wal-Mart.
Bottled water.
I'll never understand but I'd like to meet the man
Who came up with the plan to bottle up and sell us water.
I'm sure his wife said "It'll never fly."
He said, I bet it will, and here's the reason why.
We won't sell just plain old water.
But mountain, spring, low-sodium, from Colorado and Canadian water.
But where it comes from noone knows.
It could just be a garden hose in Detroit.
I'm sure I'd be a millionaire, if I could bottle up some air
And call it, bottled oxygen, to sell beside their bottled water!